RPing + 4am = rofl?

Ok I know we dont RP here... but Anna and I were RPing in her livechat this morning and I just had to share... Razz

Enjoy! xD

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Mekare: Kaires nods to Narick, then continues into the port. She stops after about 10 feet and turns around again. "Ya comin, drunkard?" she winked to Miranda.

Raven: Miranda smiled big and sauntered over next to Kaires. "So, where do we go from here?..." Miranda thought for a moment and scanned the surroundings. "Do you like to play pranks on people?"

Mekare: Kaires just looked at Miranda sarcastically. She didn't think she had to even answer that question. Still, quirky as Miranda was, Kaires wasnt quite ready to trust her with guessing the right answer. "Do I look like the type who pranks people?" She put her hands behind her back and locked her fingers together as she walked further into the port.

Raven: "Hey, you could be a mass murderer for all I know. I don't presume to know... that's why I asked." she said while shrugging her shoulders absentmindedly. "Anyway, there's this one spot down there where all the rich people sit with their drinks and parasols... I like to slip one of these babies into their drink while they're not watching and wait for the fun to ensue." she pulled out hand full of compressed powder tablets that one could only assume to be a laxative.

Mekare: Kaires winced. "That sounds... " she paused for a second to think of a word to finish that sentence, but only a chuckle could come out. "I suppose that would be a sight to see. Just know that if they point the finger at me, I might be tempted to let my critters leave a present in your bed tonight."

Raven: "Well, if that doesn't work, I always have some itching powder. Made it myself." she said proudly, holding a leather bag in her other hand that she had been keeping on a leg pocket of her cargo pants. "I really only carry it because it makes for a good getaway powder."

Mekare: Kaires laughed. "Just dont use it on me, I do enough itching when I leave my comrades out for too long" she said with a smile.
Zephyr joined the room.

Raven: Miranda agreed and lead the way to a large park nearby the trade district. Once there, they would see many people in all sorts of different attire. Some were dressed in long flowing gowns while others dressed in form fitting suits. Since this was such a major hub for trade, there were fashion influences from all around the globe represented.

Mekare: Kaires looked around at them, almost with a disgusted look on her face. "I've always wondered why rich people spend their money on such hideous fashions." Though she'd never admit it, she was actually looking forward to watching them squirm.

Raven: "Tell me about it. All this money and they buy things that make them look like a gorram Monkey in heels. Anyway, watch this." Miranda said as she picked up a handful of pine-cones that had fallen from a tree. She commenced to juggle them in her hand and mingled her way into a small crowd of noblemen and women. She stood before them and performed a series of acrobatic juggling acts. At one point of the act, a humming bird flew around and as she pointed at it, getting the crowd to look away, she dropped the tablets of laxatives into their drinks.

Raven: As she walked back towards towards Kaires, the hummingbird flew up to Miranda and landed on her collar bone. Moments later, it had sunk into her skin and was once again a tattoo.

Mekare: Kaires paced a safe distance from the action, and took a seat on the edge of a rather large fountain to watch the results.

Mekare: Kaires taps her feet in anticipation of the rush to the privy rooms.

Mekare: Waiting for the events to unfold, Kaires gazed up into the trees. She wondered how she might outdo Miranda's prank. She never liked to lose, no matter how childish the contest. She peeked out of one eye at Miranda, then at the nobles.. then turned her attention back to the sky.

Mekare: Finally it hit her, a prank she could do without any trickery.. and without even having to approach the nobles. It was perfect! Now just to wait for the perfect moment. She closed her eyes as if in a daze. Partially satisfied with her genius.. and partially concentrating on the execution. She didn't know how long it took for Laxatives to kick in, but she didnt think shed have too much time to spare for it to be perfect.

Raven: Miranda sat next to Kaires at the big fountain. It would take a few moments before the laxatives would take their revenge. Perhaps another two or three minutes, depending on how greedy the nobles were with their wine tasting. "Overall, this is a great place to be. The scenery is gorgeous and on occasion you get a really good show... even without pranks done by yours truly. Hooligans pass through here from time to time and rough up the snobs quite well."

Mekare: Kaires remained, her eyes closed, head still pointed toward the line of trees ahead of her. She let out a smile to acknowledge Miranda, but her focus remained on her 'project'.

Mekare: She opened her eyes to check on the nobles again. Some of them had started to squirm already, but not enough to send them running yet. It seemed almost too perfect... her mental incantation was almost complete.

Raven: And then it happened. One by one the five nobles began shifting from foot to the other, trying to inconspicuously rub their bellies. Their heads turned this way and that, searching for the nearest privy room, but there were none to behold. Suddenly, one of the men, an older looking fellow with slicked back gray hair and shiny shoes bolted from the small gathering. At first he walked really fast towards the bordering forest, taking bigger strides until he was finally galloping and holding his rear at the same time.

Raven: Miranda began to giggle uncontrollably as she watched the hysterics unfold.

Mekare: "Now, for my contribution to the fun." Kaires said in a whisper to Miranda, with a mischievous grin on her face.

Mekare: She had a hard time restraining herself.. but she wanted to give them time to become 'comfortable' in the forest.. if such a thing were possible in their conditions.

Mekare: She waited for the last of the poisoned nobles to get to the forest, then finally let it go. Green lights illuminated from beyond the trees. Enough for Kaires to give a nod to Miranda about, but not enough to draw attention from the passerby's.

Mekare: At first it was faint... very distant noises could be heard. Low grumbles that couldn't quite be made out. Until it got louder. Screams... screams and shouts of noblemen. Kaires couldn't contain her laugher. "Bears! God help us! Bears!" they were screaming. The nobles were in quite the pickle. They had few choices... to run back to the park for help with 'unfinished business' , or to get mauled by bears! In a panic came the nobles running from the forest, screaming their lungs out, some with their pants still down, others that had managed to pull them up, but still holding their rears.

Mekare: Kaires was practically rolling, as everyone in the market focused their eyes on the nobles. Some grabbed weapons in preparation to fight these bears. Some just laughed at the nobles, many of whom were now crying.

Mekare: A faint glow came on the horizon again, as those who werent laughing were at the edge of the forest bearing arms. They waited... and waited. Many minutes had past before they realized,.. no bears were coming.

Mekare: "Crazy bafoons!" Kaires shouted out from the back to get them riled up. "There are no bears!"

Raven: Miranda had watched intently until the noblemen came running out of the forest, unable to contain herself any longer. She roared with laughter until her sides were hurting, slapping her knee and wiping away tears as they came streaming down her face.

Mekare: The park was in an uproar of laughter and dismay at the events unfolding around them. The noblemen's faces had gone pale now, unsure of what they had just been hit with.

Mekare: A scout who had gone into the forest deeper to scout out the bears was just now returning. "I found no sign of bears, sirs.." they announced. "..although we did find something even more appalling." The scout clasped his hand to his mouth and quickly made his way out of the park.

Raven: "That was pretty good." Miranda complimented Kaires on her trickery. "You're better than you let on, that's for sure." She watched the scouts depart the park, finally settling down from the show.

Mekare: Kaires was still giggling as the last of the nobles retreated in their shame. "Thanks" she chortled out. "To be honest, that went better than I had expected!"

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